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Saturday, February 17, 2007 @ 10:20 PM

Superman doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the earth down.

Since most single Muslim guys don't receive anything on Valentine's Day. I decided to give a gift for everyone today myself.

A belated Valentine's present that is. A look at bizzare behaviour by guys. That's right! I am not picking on girls for a change! See!

One thing, i notice is that there are a lot of guys that are so freaking creepy that they freak out a girl senseless. (exclude me)

I'm talking about those REALLY creepy ones. The ones that keep you up late at night. Just like "Ehw, that dude just winked at me & licked his lips" sort of creepy.

You see we guys sort of sinned if we take a lustful second look at girls. This is why most guys play it safe & make one really, really, really long first look. First look is free i suppose.

This is prollie the most creepiest one because whenever someone is staring at you, you sort of look away but you can still 'feel' the stare.

It's pretty gross. A good tactic to get rid of the staring problem is to wear bright colours and/or a shiny tudung.

Every once in awhile i will walk by a tudung-clad girl & shield my eyes. This is not because she is extraordinarily ugly or anything....its because her tudung is so ridiculously shiny.

So shiny that maybe i should start wearing goggles. It is like staring at the sun.

You just have to cover your eyes because her tudung emanates such blinding shininess.

But hey, that's not a bad thing. Whatever rocks her socks i guess.

Shiny tudungs are a weapon actually because guys look away. It is a good away to force them to 'lower their gaze' when looking at the opposite sex.

Don't guys do the cutest things?