Question:
Is Harry Potter a wimp or is he not?
You decide...
*Rhytmic mechanical breathing*
*A dark figure emerges from the shadows*
*Harry Potter is alerted by the dark presence, and turns around*
*And he sees......!*
*Mechanical voice speaks*"Harry, I am your Father!"
"No. You are lying! My father was killed by Voldermort"*
Harry is pissed off. And he raises the wand to hex the rude visitor in fancy black cloth with lights. The cape is cool though.
Like a dark wizard."I see.... *breathing*..... Dumbeldore has been telling stories.... *more breathing*..... the dark one didn't kill me. He only showed me the power of the dark side..... *breath*"
"What..? It is impossible! You liar!!"
*Harry fires a hex at the stranger, but it merely reflects off him. Harry's jaw dropped as he noticed the stranger doesn't even have a wand to defend himself.
"HAHAHAHA *cough.. breath* Impressive! .... But the dark side is powerful"
*Harry tries another spell, same result*
"Join me Harry! Together we can kill Voldermort. Dark lord has foreseen it!"
"I will nevah join youu" *in brit accent*
"Come to the dark side Harry. ... *breathing* Resistance is futile....." *more breathing*
"NEV-VAAAH!"
"We have cookies!" *breathing*
"Oh. Why didn't you say so? In that case....."
*Harry takes a cookie from a tray which seem to have appeared suddenly*
*The two figures walk into sunset*
To be mentally honest, i flipped upon reading this which i chanced upon while browsing through some forum. Harry Potter novels are a good read thou. I kinda like Dumbledore's beard...its so sunnah-like...if an ant were to get stuck in there, i bet it wouldn't be able to find its way out. Either that it'll suffocate to death. *evil laughter*
Watching England playing their 1st game against Paraguay...heart pain la.
The way they play is too predictable, no imagination...no penetration in attack...just pumping the ball up to Crouchy and expecting him to go give knockdowns to the on-rushing Owen...it just won't work out...
Even though Crouchy is a Liverpool player, i shudder at the thought when every time he jumps to head the ball....his legs will give way and break apart....*shudder at the thought*
Have you ever seen his legs anyway...they seem so fragile...so brittle...looks more like bones than muscles to me
Gerrard shouldn't be playing in front of the the back four...if you put him in that position...you are not playing him to his strengths..he should be playing just behind the front two instead...there is where he revels most...
Hell, if i were Mr Eriksson...this would be my much prefered formation
--------Robinson----------
Neville Terry Campbell Cole
--------Carragher----------
Beckham Lampard Joe Cole
--------Gerrard-------------
----Rooney-----
-----------------Owen-------
I am no pro but this has got to be the best way to go for England...
If you were wondering why i prefered Campbell instead of Ferdinand...well, reason is...Campbell keeps things simple and easy at the back while Ferdinand, cool as he may be...he tends to go forward with the ball a little bit too much for my liking...he is no Ronaldinho you gotta admit it...
And i have to say i dislike his hair...he probably thinks he looks like Snoop Dog with the hair
Lampard and Gerrard could take turns in going forward...Becks should just stick to the right flank....when i say stick, i mean really stick....Becks tends to drift into the middle too often too much...in the process congesting the midfield...he should just leave the midfield to Lamps and Gerrard...maybe Becks thinks he's Maradona or Zidane...
If Rooney ain't fit yet then Crouchy should take his place...i don't doubt his work ethic on the pitch...
You don't need to be a rocket scientist to know your football...if England keeps playing the way they played in the 1st match...they can forget about reaching the final.
That said...c'mon England!
