I Have A Blog, How Odd.

Friday, November 24, 2006 @ 4:59 PM

Mummy, can i be James Bond?

I'm sure everyone has had different experiences in life & has therefore seen the weirdest things.

Well, the truth be known i've seen some straight up weird stuffs myself. Like this one time...

How I mistakenly opened the bathroom door & saw my mom in the nude. That was crazy.

And i'm not joking. It was pretty disturbing that i could have nightmares everytime i think of it.

Basically as soon as I opened the sliding door to the bathroom which my mom forgot to lock...

i purposely like let myself fall down on the hard floor before seeing anything in detail.

I didn't saw much. It was like only a flash of image that lasted less than a second.

For those who never ever experienced it, you're lucky.

When i think about it, my toes are laughing.

It still is...

Saturday, November 18, 2006 @ 10:38 PM

Superman is gay. He wears his underwear on the outside.

I've been thinking...weird thoughts coming out of my mind...weird but random thoughts.

Like how people usually have cravings for sweet stuffs such as ice cream, chocolates & the like...

But what if? Okay, there is always the but...

But really okay, but what if people have cravings for something else...such as carrots?

Right! Carrots! Mind blowing ain't it?

Just imagine someone who eats carrots as if it is some yummylicous ice cream or chocolate...

When i imagine that, what comes out of my mind is that eating too much carrots could mess up your insides pretty bad.

You'll end up spending too many hours in the toilet, wasting valuable time that could have been used elsewhere.

Plus your skin might turn orange...then you won't be able to get married.

Isn't that weird? My thoughts exactly.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006 @ 5:24 PM

After watching America's Next Top Model last night in bits & pieces...

I realised...it wasn't really that bad after all.

Its just a little wee bit of fun showing a model wannabes life. The show actually kinda makes you NOT wanna be a model.

Its a funny show & dramatic stuff happens in it. Its like any other programme just with a bit more flesh shown. *Aurat Alert!!!*

Anyway, the show helped me perfect my runway walk. Who knew it could be so complicated? HIPS DON'T LIE.

Lol! Who am i kidding?

Jazakallahu khair.

Sunday, November 12, 2006 @ 6:57 AM

I like to watch fake grass grow.

In all seriousness, i think i busted my ankle...it feels kinda sore & excruciating at times. The pain feels a whole lot worse than the previous injury i picked up.

I need something to kill the pain. I applied Tigar Balm last night...no effect. I tried Salonpas as well but heck. the pain still hasn't subsided.

I landed quite hard yesterday after the demo at Commonwealth. Was doing an ollie off a flight of stairs when after that Adib said he heard a ''pop'' sound when i landed but i thought nothing of it.

It was only when i was on the train that it started to hurt, hoping that it would go away but it didn't. Trying not to walk with a limp at home so it wouldn't seem so obvious to Mom.

For the moment, i'll just bear with it, put ice on it at night...if it still hurts the next day, i've got no choice but to pay a visit to the good old doctor & hope that my ankle is not busted or anything.

But then still got to go to work 1st, i can't let the pain get in the way of my work. Unless if i'm in no condition to work tomorrow then i'll ask Bala to excuse me.

And if he doesn't, i'll tell him to go fcuk himself instead. The dude is a racist gist...he always seem to have something against the malay employees. If he doesn't excuse me, i'll go straight to Abg Rahman. Done deal!

I realized something about us guys, everytime we try to attract attention with someone from the opposite sex...they usually smile.

But there was this particular dude yesterday on the train who was with a bunch of his friends standing near the rails & there was this cute goth chick sitting just across them.

His friends were pushing him to say hi to the chick but instead...once he made eye contact with the chick..he winked at the chick instead.

I was like what the toot...i was like giggling bacause you should have seen the reaction on the goth chick's face. She was turned off, no doubt about it.

So the moral of the story is...guys, don't ever wink at girls. Its a big no-no. The girl may think you have a twitching disorder or something. Try smiling like me...i always smile at howt unkown girls. I mean smiling is charity in Islam aite. Lol!

Or maybe if you want to start a conversation with a girl...you could always try this on her...i call this an Islamic pick-up line.

Random dude to a hot babe: Yo Yo Yo! Is your dad a terrorist? Coz you are da bomb!!!

Some guys can really go to such extremes...please exclude me.

Ice! I need some ice!

Thursday, November 09, 2006 @ 3:58 PM

Anything stupid to be said is said by yours truly, George Bush.

Seriously, do you get the drift of what i'm trying to say?

Aww...come on.

Do you really know what i'm saying?

I've never always liked Bush. If i were an American, i wouldn't want to have him as my president.

I wouldn't want a president who is such a dickhead that he never fails to make such an arse out of himself. I mean have you ever watched him in an interview? He's a joke!

Like just yesterday, i was watching BBC & there was this press conference. The reporters were all pressing him with questions about Iraq. & he was like totally stumped at all the q's thrown to him that he seemed lost. What a joke!

And yet he calls himself ''The Supreme Commander of The United States Armed Forces''.

Me thinks he's a total wimp. Why?

Because if he is truly the Chief of Army, he should be the one leading his troops into battle in Iraq & not hide under some table inside the White House.

And if you want to get to know a real Chief of Army...look no further, we got Rasulullah SAW. Unlike Bush, Rasulullah SAW was the real deal...he fought & bled alongside the Sahabats & the Ummah upholding the kalimah La ilaha ilallah.

Enough said, i don't want to get into trouble for shooting off my mouth about the so-called ''Most Powerful Man in the World'' would i?

Touching on other things...

Sometimes its best not to have high hopes or expectations out of a certain situation...

Because it doesn't always turn out the way we want to at times...

And at times, that's just the way it is...

Do you know what i'm saying?

Monday, November 06, 2006 @ 3:56 AM

Nearly a month of me not blogging & here i am back once more voicing out my inner thoughts that are constantly circulating in my almost redundant brain....whatever that means.

I've always had this pretty big fear of mine that when praying in congregation (solat jemaah) that my pants would fall off during sujud & i'm in the back row & all the sisters are behind me.

I'm sure its one of their worst fears as well...hee!

Lots of stuffs has happened this past month & one of it is tht i'm a year older now.

Dang! I'm a big boy now! 24 years of existence on God's huge green ball of flipping awesomeness & still counting...

Ramadan just left us & now we are in mid-Syawal. Time flies.

Personally for me, i think i had a better Ramadan than last year's. I loved every moment during Ramadan...

From waking up for sahur, breaking fast, doing Teraweh prayers, waking up in the middle of the night to do qiyam...even now i kinda miss Ramadan already.

I yearn for more & i can't flipping wait for the next Ramadan to come.

But wait a sec, i don't even know if i can live to see the next Ramadan right? That's a big question mark, ain't it?

Anyway so now that i'm 24, i see bigger things for myself in the future. I wanna strive for better things in my life, be a better person, be a better Muslim, be a better son, a better brother, a better friend, a better job...

Heck! I want everthing to be better.

Wait! Suddenly, i'm having this crappy thoughts that are coming from my mind....

It goes a little something like this...

Would you marry a sock? Crazy right? I'm only just starting...

I would marry a sock but only if the sock can cook & clean. Polka-dot socks are a big plus,

But nowadays i'll just settle for green-striped purple-orangish ankle socks.

Anyway, unless you have been living under a rock all this while, its common knowledge that Afghanistan was ruled by the Taleban right? & that they were mostly men...

But has anybody ever wondered if there was ever a female Taleban?

I think they would arrest all the men who profess Islam but still watch belly dancers & drink alcohol & b4 they know it they missed Isyak prayers & then they would get their arses whooped!

Ouch!!!

Time for me to get some much needed sleep.

ZZZzzzzzz.......