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Saturday, December 16, 2006 @ 6:55 AM

I COULD HAVE LEARNT MORE WATCHING DORA THE EXPLORER

Sometimes I wonder if there's a reason why Muslims aren't in power anymore. I seriously think Allah has blessed us by not giving us power. I think we are just too stupid to be able to handle any kind of power at this point in time.

I'm going to explain why. Do you get stupid e-mail forwards from your Muslim friends? I do. These e-mail forwards are my reasoning that Muslims shouldn't be in power. I think we're dumb.

Here's something a moronic friend forwarded to me... 3 times.

Subject: DONT DELETE! IF YOUR A MUSLIM! PLEASE READ THIS!

I hope this e-mail reaches you in the highest state of health and imaan inshAllah. This is a story that I wish to share. One day an Imam was reading Qur'an and he fell asleep while reading it. When he woke up he received a dream that Prophet (SAW) told him to spread the message to as many people as he knew. If he spread it to 100 people, he'd reach Jannatul Firdous. If he spread it to 50 people, he'd have many wonderful wives in this life. If he spread it to 25 people, his tastebuds would change and all the milk in the world would taste like honey. If he did not spread the message, he will die.

The tradition of the sheikh lives on today. Please forward this to as many people as you know and enjoy the rewards of Allah (SWT). Do not delete it or leave it in your inbox. Allah (SWT) does not like lazy people.

What the hell. This was my reaction:

I replied to him saying i was deleting his e-mail & i'm blocking him. He called me & pleaded with me to forward it to at least one person. I refused. My stupid friend still pleads with me, saying i would die if i don't forward the e-mail. Someone should tell him that the e-mail is right ... I WILL DIE, just don't know when.

I told my friend that he will die too... only he will die pissing more people off than i did.

For the idiots: Chain letters are not right so stop sending them.