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Friday, September 29, 2006 @ 4:48 PM

I think during Ramadan my brain works slower than usual.

The other day when i got back home instead of saying Assalamualaikum to my mum, in my mind I was thinking Alhamdulillah but I couldn't remember how to say salam so i walked up to her & said Allahu Akbar.

And today i was looking everywhere for my glasses to use the comp & guess where they were the whole time?

ON MY FACE.

Lately, been thinking of some excuses on why a Muslim would walk into a bar. Often times we'd automatically write this person off as a "Bad" Muslim but this is not always the case.

The purpose of this, hopefully will help me think positively of other Muslims rather than being judgemental.

So here some possible Halal reasons for a Muslim going into a bar. *evil chuckle*

I'll start...

1) He was playing football & he accidentally kicked the ball into the bar & had to go in to get it.

2) He forgot his glasses at home & didn't realize he was walking into a bar.

3) He had peer pressure from other white wannabe Malay Muslims.

4) He became sick & needed to puke.

5) Heard they were giving away free tickets to the Singapore Idol.

6) He was blind, didn't notice that it was a bar so he just walked in thinking it was 7-Eleven.

7) He went in for orange juice.

8) It was near Solat time & he needed to make wuduk fast...the nearest place being the toilet in the bar.

9) Asking for directions.

10) Thirsty as hell, needs to break fast, stops at bar for a glass of water.

11) He ran into the bar to retrieve his pet cat after it went into the bar.

12) He was having a terrible headache & needed some ice.

13) He was doing a survey on Alcoholism.

14) The bar manager owed him some money so he went in to get it.

15) He was walking past the bar when heard a loud scream of a woman in pain. Being the brave Muslim that he was, he quickly rushed in to save whoever was in danger!

See i told ya my brain works slower than usual during Ramadan.