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Saturday, July 15, 2006 @ 2:24 AM

I'd just like to share something I learned in my class...

when you're watching tv and your mom or dad tells you to go pray, and you don't get up right then (you wait a while or just skip it all-together), it's considered syirik...because you've made the tv more important than Allah.

It's that serious. And it's not cool.

And also...i learned that crack is bad for you.

I was watching this show on cable earlier & there was this scene at a funeral where this guy apparently died in an accident...

The people were mourning over his death & getting all emo...

Then one of the teary eyed people who was an old lady started to wail...''Why, why him, of all people? ''

At the back of my head i was thinking...Why? Would it rather have been you, old lady?

Anyways, i was online with zak earlier & had a pretty interesting convo...

Zak says: can animals be gay?
Hardi: yeah i think so dude
Zak says: really?
Hardi says: i've heard of such stories from amir & his little escapades
Zak says: lol
Zak says: cuz....
Zak says: being gay is deviant
Hardi says: oh
Zak says: and its the work of the devil
Zak says: but i don tink the devil influences animals
Zak says: do they?
Hardi says: well maybe the animals were posessed by jins or sumting
Zak says: i heard animals go to animal paradise...
Hardi says: heck i dunno
Hardi says: maybe they weren't being gay at all
Zak says: maybe..
Hardi says: maybe it just looked gay
Zak says: ya thats prolly it
Hardi says: why are we having this conversation?
Zak says: i donno

After this particular convo...i've come to a conclusion that Zak himself is gay & i'm pretty sure about it...

So people...ZAK IS GAY...LOCK UR DOORS...MAKE SURE YOUR KIDS & SIBLINGS ARE INDOORS...HE'S A BIGGER THREAT THAN THE TSUNAMI!!!

Well ok, i was pretty much exaggerating there...in fact Zak is pretty much straight as far as i know coz he has not hit on me or anything so far.

So does anyone know that the average keyboard has more germs on it than the toilet seat?

Geez...lets sing a little lullaby before i turn in.

Birdy, birdy, in the sky, dropped his poopy in my eye. I don't mind, I don't cry, I thank God that cows can't fly...alhamdulillah...whatever that means.

Good night people.