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Thursday, June 29, 2006 @ 5:42 PM

Out of curiousity, i asked my mom this silly question before i went to bed the other night.

That question being, "What were the first words thst came out from my mouth when i was a little kiddo?"

Mom couldn't exactly recall what my first words were as she was prolly to busy changing my soiled diapers...

Then i thought to myself...

Its kinda obvious that every single little tots first words were prolly mama, dada (or the like)...or maybe something like gaga, gagabooboo (or something of the like)...

The first words out of my mouth could have been goo goo ga ga...

In baby language it must have meant...

"Quick! Change my diapers, i can't breathe!"

But if i could start again...it would have been...

"somebody shoot BUSH!"

There must be loads of stuffs that my parents do not know about me...

The fact that i smoked when i was in sec skool must have been one of my best kept secrets...

Through closed eyes, I then visualize...what are the things that my parents prolly do not know about me...

1) That i'm actually adopted and was swapped at KK Hospital.

2) That i'm insane.

3) That i'm also an idiot.

4) That i can be both at consecutive times.

5) That i'm a lunatic.

6) But i'm a saner lunatic than they are.

7) They don't know what kind of odd music I listen to. (Ex: Nasyid songs) *deadpan*

8) They don't know that i'm secretly planning the take over the world using cows & skateboards.

9) My parents think I'm gay. My big secret is that I'm not.

10) My secret wish is to live in the Amazon.

I guess the late nights catching the World Cup must be taking a toll on me...

Just the other night, i stayed up to watch the 3am match...

It was then when i saw a small white object on the floor crawling and rolling around... i seriously thought it was a mouse but it was only tissue. *slaps forehead*

After finding out that it was just some tissue...

In my mind i was like "what the %^&$%#"...and i thought i was feeling high with all the caffiene and endorphins...damn!

Bye, folks!