I Have A Blog, How Odd.

Saturday, June 28, 2008 @ 9:39 AM

Thru aut dhe histori, meni intalekts tryd tu formulet a consistant we of ryting english. Benjamin Franklin is wan of dhem. But, du tu comen pipel's hesitansi, supirior sistam waz nevar adhapted. Wan de dho, pipel will rite lyk dhis. A consistant wey of ryting english.

Dhis wud bi isi tu larn, and u wud not hav tu rimembar ilogical spelings for so meni words.

Infact dhis sistam is so isi, ryt aftar u rid dhis post, u ar ebl tu ryt eni ward.

Isn't dhat owsam!!!???

Dhis typ of ryting harts my ays!!!

This is how probably the looney tune characters would type if they could... espeffaily Daffy Duck. But then again, i'm no looney toon character.

English today is not what it was in the victorian era. The current system of english is so erratic, it takes years to perfect the spellings, let alone grammar. But still people keep a dictionary on their table in case they need to check how some word is spelled (also to check the meanings).

This system of mine however could be mastered in only 1 month! Or even sooner. The rules are simple.

riid wat u ryt, ryt wat u riid.