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Wednesday, July 04, 2007 @ 9:39 PM

what do you mean no mohawks at the office?

Wham bam!

Woah...

Have you ever had to experience your siblings getting more religious? You suddenly see your brother with a foot-long beard. You find your sister, fixing a pink tudung on her head, in front of the bathroom mirror.

Ok, hold on. REWIND!

This is a ginormous change. I mean, forgive me for the portmanteau, but my home has just been invaded by a Dumbledore look-alike and a ninja! I feel so unholy. So strange. I don’t know how to act to this change.

That was me a while ago.

Now i’ve realized that there are things you should NEVER EVER (and i mean never ever) do in this type of situation. They are:

1) Do not tell your tudung wearing sister that the cute guy at the bus stop will now never like her. Big time.

2) Do not tell her it was useless getting the same hair cut as Hillary Duff because no one can see her hair under that tudung.

3) Do not tell your parents, as some form of practical joke, that your brother is joining Jemaah Islamiyah.

4) Do not try and compliment your brother by saying that his beard looks ‘cute and fluffy’.

5) Do not ask them if they’re feeling ‘hot in there’. Not even if you're that rapper, Nelly.

6) Never attempt to dye your brother’s beard green while he’s asleep, thinking it may become a wee bit cooler.

7) Do not enroll your sister for ninja training in Japan.

Experience man, experience!