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Friday, June 22, 2007 @ 10:38 PM

FADED SUPERHEROES HOLD MEETINGS IN BLACKHOLES

And so last night, with a click of the send button, i sent my reply to my cousin who is in a sticky situation...tongue in cheek of course.

Sawaaaadeeeekaappppp!!!

Dude, i like how you slipped the "by the way I watch it too" in there. Remind me not to shake your hand!!!!!!!!! I'm pretty sure that your friend knows its Haram but he just needs some extra guilt to slap him silly. Here's my suggestion:

You make your own porn movie. Only it's not really a porn movie because right when the actors are about to get their hanky panky on they say "Hey, you know what? This sucks. Let's become Muslim"

And so they embrace Islam and the porno duo spread dakwah throughout the entire "porn video" by going to porn addicts and telling them why its Haram. Porn addicts usually look up to porn actors so hopefully this celebrity endorsement works.

Finally, you end the video with a surprise twist ending by having a special interview with your friend's mom who says "My son, please stop watching porn. It's disgusting and i hate it" to which she ends the video with a thumbs down.

Save the movie as bestpornever.mpg and leave it on his desktop. If that doesn't stop his porno tendencies i don't know what will.

Peace out.

Oh well, i woke up the next morning only to find an sms from him which read...

You moron. I would love to kick your arse all the way to bangkok if i could. But then. you're still my cousin and i love you for that.

Seriously, he could really kick my arse if he wanted to...but then bangkok is way too far out...buangkok should be more convenient.

P.S. JENIFFER LOVE HEWITT IS SUCHA DOLL. *swoons*