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Thursday, May 10, 2007 @ 11:26 PM

This is where the burger raped the cow

That zombie flick, 28 Weeks Later has somehow rather re-ignited my thoughts regarding zombies.

Let me be clear: i don't believe zombies are real nor am i scared of them. Nonetheless, i spend serious time every day thinking about them. I have never been more serious. It's completely true.

This zombie stuphph comes up right before i try & go to sleep, or while i politely try & listen to something i don't find interesting. Zombie thoughts are my in the fault lines of my mind's default to a fault.

I have this scenarios that keep cropping out from my brain stems...

1) You wake up in the morning & you're home sick from school. Your parents are at work. If you have siblings, they're at school. You look out your window & everything seems pretty good. Then, out of no where, in the middle of the road, you see a man running like the devil is on his heels. Soon your eyes see things in a totally different way. Small, but significant things are different. Your neighbour's newspaper is still on his porch & his door is open. A stroller is unattended & standing on the pavement. Do you assume a zombie attack?

2) You're studying in the library & all of a sudden things get too quiet. The librarian then walks down the aisle moaning as if experiencing orgasm & wild eyed, with her mouth blood-smeared. She turns & stares at you, then comes your way, arms outstretched. What do you do? Say hello?

3) Humanity is teetering on the edge of extinction because of zombies. You aren't sure if you & this other guy are all that represents humanity, but you think it's a pretty close call. The dude, who is a jerk but is also a Muslim, asks you to marry him in hopes of helping humankind persist. Do you marry him?

4) Is killing a zombie haram? Is it haram to devise methods to kill yourself while in a zombie state?

Last thoughts...can zombies be vegetarian?