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Peanut butter is his best friend.
He enjoys reading graphic novels.
Superheroes rocks his boxer shorts. His heart is as strong as a rock.
He is as gentle as a flower.
Hijabs are cool, but so are beards.

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Take Me Away(acoustic) - Lifehouse

Monday, May 21, 2007 @ 4:39 AM
Mini-skirts, pom-poms & tudungs

In breaking news...

At the Jalan Besar Stadium, four people have died in tudung-related choking incidents on the weekend during a football tournament organised by the Football Association of S'pore to promote religous harmonay between Madrasahs & secular schools.

"I knew this would happen," said P. Maniam Subramaniam, a senior referee in the Girls under 12 Football Tournament, "wasn't it a good idea to ban the tudung or what? I knew these kids would be dying left, right & centre if we let them wear it in the match."

Farah Al-Haddad has pleaded guilty on all accounts of manslaughter. "I didn't think my tudung was that deadly." Farah has agreed to spend the next 3 months in the Juvenile Rehabilatational Home for Girls to fix her murderous habits. "I deserve it i guess... getting killed on the field makes the game unfun for other girls."



Apparently during the tournament, Farah's tudung sprang to life & started smothering all the other players on the opposing team, choking four of them to death.



Farah Al-Haddad's father was also asked to shave his beard because the referee was worried that he could accidentally cut & disfigure other people's faces in the stands with his beard. "We also watch out for the safety of the fans as well," said Mr Maniam, "and I heard reports of people using their beards as knives to slash & stab people. It's completely unsafe."

Mr Al-Haddad complied with the referee. "I think in Singapore, things like religious freedom should be put away if it makes people uncomfortable. We need to make people feel safe of course because people with beards can be scary."

Having religious symbols banned for safety reasons isn't really exclusive to Singaporean Muslims. Last month, a Christian-based team called the Changi Village Crusaders were asked to stop praying before a match. "Apparently we could poke an eye out if we raise our hands in the air so we were asked to stop praying before the game. We now have lost 8 games in a row but that's okay... safety first."