I Have A Blog, How Odd.

Sunday, December 17, 2006 @ 11:00 PM

I feel dumb. I was prollie being too friendly with my buddy's sister that he doesn't want to talk to me. Therefore toads are cute.

It takes quite some time to write in an entry. It takes even longer to think of what to write about. But whenever i get stumped, i think of the opposite gender (no, not think OF them but think of topics I can do ABOUT them because they seem to give me an endless supply of arsenal) No kidding, mate.

Marriage is the hottest topic on the mind of a girl usually once after she turns 18 & if it was Halal to bet, i will bet you a hundred bucks you have thought about marriage a few times this past month. If you are a girl then change 'this past month' to 'this past hour'.

For some strange reason there is this bizarre stereotype that all girls think about is marriage. Like it or not, the stereotype is partially true. Girls of course deny it & even while reading this they are thinking "Oh my gosh, that is so untrue...hardi is such an idiot!"

If anybody has gone to Masjid Al-Falah in town, they should know that the masjid is usually full with youths on saturday nights who drop by there to do their Maghrib prayers while hanging out in town.Take innocent Guy A who after Maghrib is just innocently tying his shoes outside on an innocent night. A pack of hungry girls roam nearby.

Girl A - *giggle*
Girl B - Do you think he saw me? LOL!
Girl C -No. I wore a bright yellow hijab today so he'll notice me.

Modesty gets flushed down the toilet unfortunately. Flush.

And guys, please stop grinning. We are no angels either. If anything we are much worse. At least girls just giggle & gossip amongst themselves. That is cute. But man, there are certain situations where I just grimace in pain & get ashamed that I have a Y Chromosome.

Figuring out the opposite gender takes 90% of my brain power. I'm sorry guys but let's face it...you can date a 100 women before marriage & think you "mastered the girl situation" but as soon as that Nikah contract is signed, you will soon realize that the "experience" you received from dating those 100 girls in the past was useless. Why?

Because girls are unsolvable. Period.

Ever stop and wonder why they made the Riddler from the Batman comics to be a male? It is because if the Riddler was a female then Batman would NEVER be able to solve any of her riddles. The Riddleress would be victorious and that would be the end of Batman forever.

Geez!