I Have A Blog, How Odd.

Friday, August 25, 2006 @ 2:56 AM

If you are interested in interesting blogs, trust me when I say that you will be better off reading something else.

You will no doubt prefer reading one of those Harry Potter books or even the nutritional facts on a cereal box such as cornflakes honeystars.

Because this particular post that you are about to read in this blog is not interesting at all.

And that is fine but the bigger problem is that this post is neither innovative, clever or particularly entertaining.

In fact its filled with one repetitive, derivative, tedious & oh so pointless points of crap after another.

Furthermore if you feel the need to read more than just one of these time wasting posts, you will do just as well by just reading the first 3 sentences & the last 3 sentences of the post.

The rest is just an appalling amount of crapping i would have to say.

So, why not stop now and find something less aggravating to keep yourself busy with. It would not be hard to do just that, would it?

You are still reading, are you?

Ok, i have already met my word count.

You read that too, did you not?

And yeah one more thing...

If a girl tells you that she's 20 & looks 16, she's 12. If she tells you she's 26 & looks 26, she's actually near 40.

Good morning to all the oh so lovable & non-sexy people.