I Have A Blog, How Odd.

Monday, August 14, 2006 @ 10:57 PM

Dilz had a little request so all this is for your reading amusement, people.

7 RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME

-I am emo-phobic.
-I own my own website, comekissmybehindyoufool.com
-I look good in spandex...just like Superman.
-I am straight...as in my sexual orientation.
-I can fart, sneeze, cough, burp and do a 360 flip on a skateboard all at the same time.
-I am extremely shy with people from the opposite sex. *blush*
-I grow soft lush facial hair.

7 THINGS THAT SCARE ME

-George Bush and his merry men *deadpan*
-Cows falling from the sky.
-Cops knocking at my door.
-Getting followed around by transvestites at Changi.
-Hyper-ventilating.
-Hallucinations.
-You.

7 RANDOM MUSIC AT THE MOMENT

-Hawthorne Heights/Ohio Is For Lovers
-From First To Last/Note To Self
-Strung Out/Analog
-John Mayer/Your Body Is A Wonderland
-MxPx/The Darkest Places
-Hidden In Plain View/Ashes, Ashes
-Lifehouse/You And Me

7 THINGS/PEOPLE I LIKE THE MOST

-My dysFUNctional family.
-My Guys & Dolls.
-Foam parties in the toilet.
-Blowing bubbles.
-People of the opposite sex. (who doesn't?)
-Waxing my beard.
-A board with 4 wheels.

7 THINGS I SAY THE MOST

-Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
-Dreams are awesome like a cow wearing glasses.
-You lazy cow.
-Lame tart.
-Dimwit.
-Tits & Ass.
-Astaghfirullah.

7 PEOPLE TO DO THIS

-My hot neighbour
-The girl who lives on th 8th floor
-Wonderwoman
-Paris Hilton
-Zarqawi (Oh yeah, it slipped my mind that he's already dead)
-The girl who cried at the bus-stop
-Oh you sweet little thing