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Friday, June 30, 2006 @ 5:39 PM

Constipated People Don't Give A Crap

Apparently, i must have been freaking out some lovely people with all my so called weird posts.

Hence since its a friday, i decided to write about something meaningful & to rack up some hasanah (kebaikan) in the process...

A few friends are going through tough times with either break ups or problems in their r/ships.

Heck...i feel for them during this tough times...its prolly harder than scaling Bukit Timah.

R/ships boils down to just one single word...LOVE.

Coz thats prolly the only sane reason that i can come up with for two people of the opposite sex to get into a r/ship ...

That is unless the only reason you are interested in getting into a r/ship is because you're only interested in getting laid...get the drift?

Well folks, you see...love are like endorphins.

Endorphins are found in chocolate...

And apparently chocolate gives you that same sensation as falling in love...that what hardi thinks obviously. *quipped*

Love is a blessing given to us by Allah to support and sustain our loved ones...

emotionally...

physically...

spiritually...

intellectually...

morally...

rationally...

aesthetically...

mentally...

ethically...

financially & psychologically to the best of our ability & iman.

Oh what the hell... I love you all.

Anyway, in a r/ship, i've always thought that prayers could always prove useful...

I mean "Doa itu adalah senjata orang mukmin"...

So if you're a girl having problems in your r'ship with your man...it wouldn't hurt a tiny bit for you to make doa...

Say a little doa...prolly something like this...

Dear Allah...

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man...

Love to forgive him...

And Patience for his moods...

Because, Oh Allah, if I were to pray for Strength...

I'll beat him to death...AMIN YA RABBAL ALAMIN.

Ok Wasalam.